old man drunk

the act of coming home after a long day at work and getting wasted but holding your alcohol for the sake of the kids

after a hard day on the job, John kicked off his timberlands, unbutton his flannel, opened the bottled of Jack Daniel's and got old man drunk while watching the game. He then proceeded to have his children sit on his lap and teach them lessons on life.

by hotlunch96 February 25, 2010

Man Up and Hack it

comes from england
means to grow some balls and get on with it
can be used in most situations and the 'hack it part' is optional

patient- 'but i don't want to walk around on crutches for 6 weeks, it's really difficult and painful'

doctor- 'man up and hack it.'

by selene du coudray October 8, 2009

old-man-ish

of or pertaining to senior citizens.

"Daniel, you're looking rather old-man-ish today..."

"Yeah, I know. It's probably stress, but I don't really know."

by Fabah November 23, 2009

Man-To-Hand Combat

Jerking off, Choking the Bishop, Yanking your dick until jizz squirts out.

"download 7 terabytes of porn. Prepare for Man-To-Hand Combat!" Chris Cabrera

by Andrew Rojas December 11, 2010

Working Man Curl

When you wear the same pair of shoes to work everyday and after a period of time the shoes start to curl starting from the toe. Only men who work hard will obtain the working man curl.

Damn son those must be your work boots cuz they got the working man curl.

by goldilocks1026 December 14, 2010

Establish that Man Hood

Establishing your man hood by showing you are in control over something or someone

First trip to prison everyone should try to Establish that Man Hood!!!

by tightright September 4, 2010

Blind man's wank

When you sit on your hand for an extended period of time then proceed to masturbate. Your hand will have gone numb so it feels like someone else is doing it for you.

"Me and Dave combined the Blind man's wank with a Dutch Rudder last night"

"Really? I've got to try that! Sounds like a rush!"

by nialldthaitan September 30, 2010