stoic head

when shawty has a face devoid of any emotion during that gawk gawk 3000 and it js makes it boring as hell

guy 1: bro Jane gave me some lame ass stoic head yesterday
guy 2: fuck man, i hate when that happens!

by whydoyouevenask July 30, 2025

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Face Head

A person who hogs the camera and contorts themselves into all kinds of positions just to be the center of the camera's attention through an entire video shooting, even at the expense of others in the film by the face-head trying to shut them out and take all of the attention on himself. A face-head can also be any celebrity that feels the need to express their unsolicited opinion on every matter under the sun without anybody ever asking for it. A face-head just feels the need to weigh in their opinion on every matter because they think that their celebrity status actually makes their opinions important when nobody really gives a damn. A face-head can also be synonymous with an attention whore.

"Have you ever seen the music video for the song 'I Alone' by the band called Live? That lead singer dude is a flaming royal face head! He doesn't want the camera to focus anywhere off of his melon for a split second. He's got the other band members fighting his gourd for any attention at all! Yeah. I alone have that hairdo anyway."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 7, 2023

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