funky head

Funky head is just head but funky.
Like head with disco music or something.

Benedict: "Yo can you give me head?"
Sandra: "Only if its funky head, I wanna do it to Michael Jackson."
Benedict: "what da henk?"

by definetlyhuman May 11, 2025

Rainbow Head

When a member of the (LGBTQ+) gives you a (blowjob)

Yo this lesbian gave me rainbow head the other day

by Big hank 420 September 23, 2019

SLUB HEAD

A person or being that is either thick or slow on the uptake

That person is such a slub head

by SG1958 December 09, 2020

Mine Head

Your best crew/clan/friends/mates/buddies/homies

Friend: I could never unfriend you!

Self: Awww! Mine head.

by makeitadoubleSTAT January 24, 2012

teeth head

Self explanatory

My mom wouldnt let me go to the park because she is a teeth head

by Slue Cropsy September 30, 2003

rear head

A blowjob in the backseat of a car.

My girl and I were with another couple so we climbed in the backseat and I got some rear head.

by BigDuke 6 March 07, 2017

asphyxiated turtle head

pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.

"damn this asphyxiated turtle head! ive been forcing out drops of piss for 3 minutes!"

by MercWidaMouth November 10, 2010