One eyed goo cannon

The male penis, a man's sexual organ.

I walked in the bedroom and Travis was yanking hie one eyed goo cannon.

by Daddy Norm February 7, 2024

One

Wanting a “one”. Meaning someone wants a 1 vs 1 fight. Or to just fight in general.

Yo dawg, i want my one.

by CrazyKZ October 8, 2021

The One Piece

It's not real.

I need you to lower it down.

Please stop sending me dick pics.

THE ONE PIECE! THE ONE PIECE IS FAKE!

by PLAYERLXIV September 3, 2022

One Cent Grinder

Noun.

A makeshift grinder created by putting a penny inside of a pill bottle.

Ex. 1

Kevin: Damn, this weed's too sticky to break down by hand but I don't have a grinder.

Hunter: Let's put it in the one cent grinder.

Ex. 2

Gus: Damn, I can't believe the one cent grinder actually works.

by Russell Conwell November 6, 2015

No one ass

A spin on the common phrase “no one asked” to show that you are getting increasingly frustrated with them.

Her friend would not stop talking about her new car so she yelled “No one ass!”

by AlphaBetaSigma¢ June 22, 2024

Pullin one

What Maury does everyday, he "pulls one,"
in other words, he masturbates repeatadly on a daily basis completley stopping any other activities he is doing.
check definition for "Mastin"

In a Ventrilo server;
"Hey wheres Maury? I think hes pullin one again."

"Maury what are you doin'? -pullin one."

by Jayceeeee October 30, 2007

You’re One lucky man

The polite way of telling a man you would fuck his wife.

That’s your wife? You’re one lucky Man!

by WhatDFuk June 8, 2023