Take a Stick to It

Forget finesse; it’s hammer time. When you're fed up with a problem that just won't budge and decide the only logical solution is to metaphorically (or literally) beat it into submission. Usually involves aggressive levels of determination and a touch of creativity

McCarty and Roby stare at the broken irrigation system on the deck.
McCarty: This dang thing's glued shut, I swear.
Roby: (picks up a stick) Sometimes, you just gotta take a stick to it.
Roby smacks the pipe with the stick like he’s auditioning for a drum solo. Water bursts out and they exchange laughs.

by RoflcopteringPotench January 25, 2025

Stories《¤》 Story 《¤》 Stork: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who addicted to axolotls to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stories《¤》 Story 《¤》 Stork: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Croation Cum Sock

Shooting absolutely massive loads into a sock made in Croatia. Then after a long period of time when the sock is hard and crusty, shoving it as deep as you can into a woman's vagina until it eventualy impregnates the woman.

"Barbara really wanted a kid, but didn't wan't to deal with the penetration of it all. So I offered her my Croation Cum Sock. Problem solved"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

Neighbor be good stick

A stick preferably a bat or club used to keep pesky "neighbors" from stealing zebra cakes and Newports

Those neighbors were stealing zebra cakes luckily the neighbor be good stick gave them a common decency lesson

by Grassmanchad January 18, 2026

el paso tortilla stack

A sex move where the participant is sandwiched between 2 naked tortas and marinated in salsa

My homie told me about his weekend fun with some tortas making and el paso tortilla stack

by chizzleyofizzletwin January 21, 2026

Teriyaki Beef Stick

When you’re giving a girl anal and then your dick gets poopy and she starts sucking it.

Bro I got the nastiest Teriyaki Beef Stick from Jessica last night.

by JDOGG27272838 January 31, 2026

Forking the stack

The opposite of hitting the hay

Damn.. Daniel has been awake all night. He’s really forking the stack

by BellMellx February 21, 2026