this is when your little brother lucas goes to the bathroom at three a.m after eating nachos all night long and poops so hard he could clog seven toilets and a cat. this usually results in sending him off to an orphanage or area 51 while the rest of the world tries to clean up the nuke that just went off in that bathroom
by bitchy ghastly whore January 24, 2023
Get the Lucas Butt Fart Bombmug. the "Swedish Butt Whistle" is when one take an entire 750ml bottle of Mr. Black Coffee Liqeur, and butt chugs it
Stats: 1,000mg of caffeine and 20% alcohol.
Hits your system immediately and you die.
*DO NOT EVER ATTEMPT THIS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES*
the only two people I could see doing this and surviving is 1. BadlandChugs and 2. ShoeNice33
but as of 03/14/2024, ShoeNice is now 40 days sober and I DONT want this post to be the reason he goes back to addiction again. keep it up shoenice, fuck poison.
Stats: 1,000mg of caffeine and 20% alcohol.
Hits your system immediately and you die.
*DO NOT EVER ATTEMPT THIS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES*
the only two people I could see doing this and surviving is 1. BadlandChugs and 2. ShoeNice33
but as of 03/14/2024, ShoeNice is now 40 days sober and I DONT want this post to be the reason he goes back to addiction again. keep it up shoenice, fuck poison.
Ronnie wanted to prove he was an alpha male not a sigma male like Brock suggested, so he did the Swedish butt whistle in front of everyone at the fraternity. He was hospitalized ASAP and died the following morning. Ego is one heckuva drug.
by KJT (King Jean Triples) March 14, 2024
Get the Swedish butt whistlemug. by Soashamed September 30, 2021
Get the Butt hutmug. 1. The soreness felt on the buttocks after riding a bicycle, motorcycle, or horse when one is not used to it.
2. The way the buttocks looks when grinding in reverse cowgirl or doggystyle.
2. The way the buttocks looks when grinding in reverse cowgirl or doggystyle.
1. Man, I rode a horse for the first time in years yesterday and I've got the worst saddle butt!
2. Dude, you should see her saddle butt when she's riding.
2. Dude, you should see her saddle butt when she's riding.
by mad mortarman November 25, 2021
Get the saddle buttmug. "I'm complex, for totes" Originating from an extremely large head and increased self esteem from overly nice people, they describe themselves thoroughly as a "old fashioned" kind of girl. They're "sexually pure" though they suffer from chronic masturbation, while they enjoy flute, journalism, music theory, and loving their fake hipster ass. Basically, their pastime is having boys like them even though they deny most of them because of her "pureness" and "anti-sexual nature". Could be a model, should have genital warts. To sum it up, I'm an overly angered teenager, and she is just a plain fat butt squirrel that I roast for breakfast.
by goodmornings24 June 28, 2011
Get the butt squirrelmug. What you call a fugly half bald ginger who is a lazy little bitch and doesn't know how to do their job.
by gnatosaurus.rex October 15, 2018
Get the cum butt fuckmug. by Tripod6969 August 21, 2021
Get the Brazilian Butt Kidmug.