ass pancakes

someone with a flat ass.

Maan she really does have a great set of ass pancakes, shez flat.

by ren walkero September 25, 2008

Ass Pussy

When you wake up in the morning sweaty, and get up and notice a sweat mark that resembles a pussy.

I really liked this guy, until he got up in the morning. I looked over and saw a serious ass pussy on his sheets

by Ass Vag August 25, 2019

ass clown

1. A biblical fundamentalist or bible literalist who believes in talking snakes and philosophizing donkeys.
2. One who really isn't a 'god' or who isn't an official spokesperson for 'god', but plays one online.

My Chimp is obviously an ass clown.

by The Vampire LOGOS October 5, 2005

ass pony

Someone who has been made to submit to another. Similar to being a gimp but less willing.

He's my ass pony. Your my ass pony for the night

by racerzero December 17, 2006

fine ass non ass bitch

When a girl is attractive like a ho, but she ain't a ho.

When a girl is hot as hell, and doesn't act like a bitch.

Damn, Anna's a fine ass non ass bitch, bet she'd talk to you, even with yo ugly ass face.

by Alpha Bank March 7, 2017

Candy-ass

An thing, event or day that is or has been a waste of time that results in a feeling of either frustration or boredom.

What a candy-ass day! All we did was watch kids grab each others asses and talk about how the computer teacher's body shape resembles that of a pear.

by ballsacknegro March 3, 2009

Ass pissing

Where some guys are waiting there turn at the urinal and a guy behind another because he gets pissed off and/or just for fun pisses on the ass of the guy in front of him. There he will probably have to run.

He decided to do some ass pissing.

by The Fury 13 November 24, 2010