baby

A baby is a deluxe food item. If you were to eat a baby, you would have to be very rich and powerful. A baby is a food item that usually only be found at a restaurant chain known as "Hostpital", in a section called "The Newborn Nursery." Many people get takeout there, but for some odd reason, they may choose to raise the food as their own.

"I think I'm ready to ask Amy on a date."

"Where to?"

"Well, I'm not sure, but The Newborn Nursery in the Hospital sounds nice."

"Oh yeah, I heard they have a great baby sandwich there."

by annoyed grunt October 30, 2020

wooooo yeah baby

quote by penguinz0 (MO1STCR1TIKAL) on a video about slime pooping unicorns.

"WOOOOO YEAH BABYY! THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!"

by IHAVECOMMITTEDTAXEVASIONN December 28, 2022

Babies

Little shits that just cry and don't do their fucking taxes, and also they exist when a piece of rubber decides to breaks

Babies.

by fuck off nosy ass prick December 14, 2021

Baby-shitting

the post-anal cum dump

I met up with Todd last night. You know, "The Ass Blaster"? Let's just say he left me baby-shitting.

by PlinkDinky September 21, 2022

be-be-baby

a Expersion used by Biggie.

"JR Mafia Repersent Be-be-baby

by HAVOC December 1, 2004

Hankey Baby

When you have to take a shit so bad that you release a mini Mr. Hankey.

Remember when Megan let out a Hankey Baby in Math Class?

by Sheepy9 November 7, 2019

Plunt baby

A baby with an abnormally large vaginal district.

Damn boy, yo ugly ass kids a plunt baby!

by Oliver closef May 27, 2021