A poor woman who has none of the “Three” or the sole things that make a woman physically attractive (boobs, ass, thighs). Can also be an adjective. And since personality is always overlooked, even a woman like this will be ignored and set up for doom.
Dillon: hey bro, look. Chelsea just snapped me. Chelsea from Biology.
Ace: oh, hell nah. Don’t answer. She’s zero outta three, for real.
Ace: oh, hell nah. Don’t answer. She’s zero outta three, for real.
by spadecard December 9, 2022
Get the Zero Outta Threemug. A zero job (zj for short) is when you divide by zero and get someone off with the result. This is considered extremely dangerous, but also the most fun you can have sexually.
by SlangarangThang February 14, 2024
Get the zero jobmug. Electric motorcycles are just like real motorcycles except you can't actually go on much of a trip, like a Zero only goes a hundred miles.
by Richard808 February 27, 2021
Get the Zeromug. by anonymous April 25, 2022
Get the Zeromug. by Zero_nonbinary September 8, 2021
Get the Dirty zeromug. Foam numbers that we cut up.
Called "Zeros" because the first foam number ever found was, in fact, a 0.
Called "Zeros" because the first foam number ever found was, in fact, a 0.
by BrainNourishment October 23, 2025
Get the Zeromug. When you try to flirt with someone using your smoothest line, only for them to look at you like you just asked them for spare change. The romantic equivalent of lighting a match in the rain.
“Bro, I tried to tell her she was the peanut butter to my jelly… she hit me with ‘I’m allergic to peanuts.’ Straight up sparking zero.”
by ReluctantRonin September 21, 2025
Get the Sparking Zeromug.