woo-woo

(Sometimes shortened to just "woo") A catch-all term for all the non-scientific, magical-thinking, mystical bullshit that human beings the world over believe in, that should have been dispensed with a LONG time ago by anyone with half a brain, but annoyingly still persists into the 21st century. Includes tarot, astrology, crystal vibrations, fortune telling, reiki, alternative medicine, ghosts, Ouija boards, palm-reading, seances, homeopathy, and all other similar flavors of total horseshit. Importantly, does NOT include religion, because religion is a whole other, higher echelon of irrational thinking that is its own separate category.

Dumbass: I aligned my third, fourth and seventh chakras on the cusp of Taurus and communed with my dead ancestors, who told me that you will have good fortune in the coming year. Now give me your money, please.
Rational Person: Get out of here with that woo-woo shit.

by q359 July 25, 2023

Continuous Woo

When you're using auto-suggestions in Skype chat and it breaks itself by constantly suggesting "Woo!"

"Hey, what happened on the Skype chat back there?"
"Oh, it was a severe case of Continuous Woo."

by PineappleLimonov April 6, 2019

woo-uh

How a majority of humans born in the country of Britain (otherwise known as England) pronounce the word "water".
They may also use "wootuh", which is very similar, although the T is actually used rather than being silent.

"I loike to drink woo-uh"
"You mean water?"
"Yeh that's wot I said"

by SeriousMANBOT March 8, 2021

Woo vision

A group of sigmas.

Random man: Wow it’s woo vision

Random man’s wife: that’s hot I wish you were in woo vision

by Stickymickey147 November 1, 2022

Woo

(Haitian American Miami Slang) word for Voodoo or Practitioners of Voodoo.

I was broke and had no influence before. But then, i went and visited the Woo lady for good luck. After her work, ive been able to make tons of money and influence a multitude of people and situations in my favor.

by CriminalSmooth January 27, 2021

Booga Wooga Ooga/Boogly Woogly Woo

Term used to create confusion and say something random.

Also used to add an insult afterwards that rhymes with it.

Booga Wooga Ooga/Boogly Woogly Woo SHHEJEKELEBJELSJEHEOSME
BOOGLY WOOGLY WOO, no one likes you.

by TBONES/TE/T/TT April 18, 2023

The woo

The woo is a group of gay homosexuals who love butt sex and making out in public

The woo gang is lit

by Crazyben12 May 16, 2022