Windows Vista

A totally wanky piece of software that's been crammed down people's throats by forcibly installing it on all new PCs.

Shop Assistant : It has Windows Vista on it to!
Me : Bollocks! I don't want it
SA : But it won't work without it!
Me : Will it arse! I'm putting Linux on it! Here, take my Vista DVD and COA and gimme my cash back!
SA : Erm.....

by Chris Maggs October 3, 2007

Widow

A woman who was married to a man for so long that he died of it.

Susan is a widow.
How come?
Her husband suffered the slow death of marriage.

by Van Jari August 10, 2009

windowlicker

A song recorded by Aphex Twin

Now playing: Windowlicker - Aphex Twin
S4: I love this song!

by S4T4N - Die Polizei [MEDIC] December 14, 2008

Windows Weenie

A computer user who refuses to believe there is anything better than Windows, regardless of any logical evidence to the contrary.

Windows User: "Man, Macs really suck, you can't even do Ctrl-Alt-Del!"
Mac User: 'You're such a Windows Weenie!"

by Jessejay January 1, 2009

candle in the wind

Obviously, it's someone who has no one to cling to when the rain sets in.

Marilyn Monroe.... That bitch was a real candle in the wind. She was later found in the nude.

by LaChad April 21, 2008

Windows 7

What Windows Vista Should Of Been!

Windows Vista... Sucks.
Windows 7... Decent.

by marcoislovable November 2, 2009

I hate Windows!

The phrase most often uttered by users of windows, especially Vista. Often there is an obscenity interjected within this statement.

Look! I got another update for vista that screwed my computer up! I hate Windows! I'm gonna go get a Mac!

by Jiefu January 8, 2009