Weednesday

The day in the middle of the week on which you must smoke the weed, in order to survive until the weekend.

Thank God its Weednesday,i don't think i would've made it till Friday

by K weed March 22, 2018

Weeines

A small penis

My boyfriend had a weeines so I rejected him

by Billy with big willy October 15, 2018

Wednesday

The day you moan like a fucking idiot that is having sex with a goat.

It is Wednesday my dudes...

OOOOAAHHAHAHHOOOHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHH

by DarkDefinor October 19, 2018

Wednesday

A day spent making out and relaxing with your partner. It is the best day of the week without a doubt.

'Damn I need a Wednesday!' said Will.

by Choccymilk888 December 30, 2018

Weenis erectus

When a neutered dog gets excited so his red rocket shows

Dude my dog had a weenis erectus after playing with him

by Tasteslikerob69 February 18, 2019

weenerfacedickman

a man feared by all and loved by none

BEWARE THE WEENERFACEDICKMAN

by bootylisiousbooty February 25, 2019

weenis

your elbows foreskin

guy 1: woah man that's a nice weenis you got there, can i lick it?
guy 2: yeah man thats a great idea, you gotta find it first!

by womanconsumer69 April 19, 2019