To be shit-faced drunk to the point of faceplanting the floor, and possibly having to use their lips to move across the room since they're too wasted to get up.
"You should've seen David the other night. He had so many drinks, the poor bastard was walking on his lips."
"Too much alcohol results in Walking On One's Lips"
"Too much alcohol results in Walking On One's Lips"
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by normie4555 August 9, 2023
Get the walking nutella jar mug.This is the intentional ''evil'' act of waking up friends on your contact list in the middle of the night by either calling ,texting or sending them BBM messages just because you are having difficulties sleeping for one reason or another. This is mostly done with a huge smile/grin on your face.
Steve: Gary you look so tired, rough night ?
Gary: I am a victim of Kamir's 'Dubious Waking'. He kept ringing my phone in the middle of the night and hanging up immediately.
Gary: I am a victim of Kamir's 'Dubious Waking'. He kept ringing my phone in the middle of the night and hanging up immediately.
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