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That Vegan teacher

by CocoDoesStuff March 19, 2022
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Vegans

One of the most annoying and obnoxious groups of people, they always tell you you shouldn't eat meat. They have invalid arguments and disingenuous opinions. They always bitch about killing farm animals, when they literally do nothing for us but become delicious food. Vegans literally eat the animals' food. They always talk about saving the planet and the environment, where if everyone went vegan, there wouldn't be enough plants to produce enough oxygen for the planet. Vegans are malnourished and don't get enough protein or vitamin B12. Oh, and we all know who That Vegan Teacher is. Yeah, she's the worst.
Vegans, vegans. If you love animals so much, then why do you eat all of their food?
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Sex Vegan

Also "sexual vegan", "dick vegan" or similar.

A gynophile (heterosexual) man. Someone who doesn't like (man-)meat, and is often, but not always, compulsively averse to animal proteines, gyms and stable relationships.
1.) Straight men are like the vegans of sexual orientations.

2.) How do you know if a man is a Sex Vegan? - Don't worry, he'll tell you.
by kaesesocke June 2, 2019
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Vegan

A person who likes to eat vegetables and doesnt want any food that has some ingredients of animals in it.
by anonymous October 20, 2021
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Road Vegan

Anyone, particularly avid cyclists, who advocates strongly and publicly for traffic calming, road diets, congestion zones or other means to discourage the free use of private motor vehicles.
Tim biked to the community meeting to push for lowering speed limits and adding more bike lanes: typical Road Vegan behavior.
by sensei10 July 22, 2021
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Vegan

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What are you Vegan private?
by Beowulf210 August 5, 2023
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Vegan

A person with no name or identity. They announce themselves as their diet(although nobody cares), they are their diet, they live their diet, they breath their diet, their diet is all they are and nothing more. They hate anyone who doesn’t use their diet, and throw a fit any time they see normal things like people eating and minding their own business.
Person asks “what is your name?” Vegan responds “ I’m vegan” conversation ends.
by Petdragon May 12, 2022
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