Vaginitis

A diagnosis that urges you to say things like “I’ve literally seen a vagina with more balls than you”

“Ive literally seems a vagina with more balls than you”
“Wow He must have vaginitis, what a pussy lol”

by Poop88838484 December 6, 2021

vaginal air extraction

The scientific description for “queef”.

Linda has undergone a vaginal air extraction successfully.

by Foxtail247 April 16, 2022

Vaginal mintation

The professional to say pussy mint

“Hey do you have the vaginal mintation spray?” “Yea, it really refreshes my vagina.”

by Hoodbitch889 April 18, 2022

vagines

a vagines is a mix between a vagina and a penis

is he a tomboy? nah he has a vagines so he's french

by blob_the_fish March 17, 2022

Vaginitis

A reinforcement of the MCL that causes the knee to barely bend

Tristan- "guys, I can't go to the bars tonight because my knee hurts"
Alex- "stop being a bitch, you only have Vaginitis"

by Hoffy woffy January 27, 2022

vaginal termites

When you put Pop Rocks in your partner’s vagina, and proceed to have intercourse while the candy is lodged.

“My boyfriend gave me vaginal termites and now I crinkle when I walk.”

by DigginBalls September 17, 2021

Vaginated

A word oftentimes used by ultra-traditional nutcases who don't actually know anything about the human anatomy, nor how testosterone works, or any enzymes, or basic aspects of the human anatomy. It's commonly used as an alarm to everybody in a 50 mile radius that you're a fucking idiot.

"Being Vaginated is the process of striping a man of his proper level of testosterone is complete."

"Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? Are you off of your medication again?"

by ioletsgo September 19, 2021