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Uncle Varus

Person 1:You seen that kid's Uncle Varus?
Person 2: Yeah he's a great guy!
by TheTruth164 December 25, 2020
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crunchy uncle

When a torny is horny and he has an open belly. Also a chocolate bar and a cereal
Look at that horny torny he is such a crunchy uncle
by Horny torny February 23, 2019
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Uncle Dennis

When you fall asleep on the shitter when you’re shit faced.
What the fuck... Tom drank so much he pulled an Uncle Dennis
by Teddyweeds November 21, 2017
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Uncle donald

A scumbag loser that lies, manipulates, and tells stories. We have a nickname for him its called “donnie ruxpin because he always tells stories you cant believe. This man only cares about what he can get from people including money. He doesnt care about his 4 kids he has and only cares about sex. He also steals, is a bum, and expects to live in your home rent free. He abuses animals as well and lived here in NY everybody knows the type of person he is and a select few dont take or fall for his shit including lies. This man will never change and people want you to feel sorry for him……well i got news for you i dont. I personally dont like him and wish he would all do us a favor and fuck off!!! Hes a piece of shit that runs from the law, in and out of jail, and screwed his family over multiple times. This man is the worst and avoid him at all costs!!!!
Mom: have you heard from uncle donald?
Me: no this piece of shit is never home and is probably out being his gay ass self the loser that he is!!!
by Furry2011 January 21, 2022
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Uncle Fatty

The worlds fattest monkey weighing over 99999999999 billion pounds.
The sheer girth scares anchor and samantha(the whale)
Bro who is the fattest monkey
uncle fatty
by Monky sniffer January 25, 2023
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Uncle Barry

Uncle Barry is a character in the Rick and Morty spinoff by Michael Cusack called "Bushworld Adventures." His "dementia" flares up during Rick and Morty's time in his house, his wife suddenly shouts "UNCLE BARRY'S GOT DEMENTIA!" once she realises it's happening again.
"OI, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO?!"
"OH NO, IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN! UNCLE BARRY'S GOT DEMENTIA!"
by шиншилла August 27, 2022
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Uncle jake

The guy over there is such an uncle Jake.
by afraize December 2, 2021
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