Cut The Turtle

“Cut The Turtle” (verb): To get over one’s hangover, by drinking a gin and tonic. Other drinks can also be consumed whilst cutting the turtle. Generally or more often so, spirits.

“Mate, I’m f*cking hungover!”

“You need a G&T mate, you need to Cut The Turtle”

by Larry2017 July 25, 2018

durty turtle

When your turtle head peaks out too far and leaves a stain on your undies.

Hey Honey, can you wash my undies for me? My durty turtle left a big stain on them.

by Pags87 November 24, 2014

Wang turtle

A penis that has an abnormally tough outer skin. Also known as a chode.

"O. yeah let get in there...."said the man "Ow did you put it in yet..." says the girl "yeah it feels so good doesn't it!" "Um... maybe on your end i'm not feeling anything on this end..."

later that night...

"Yeah i was with this guy Nick Motta earlier he has such a wang turtle..."

by Motta101 August 15, 2011

The Turtle's Kiss

When a man manufactures a dump so perfect that as it glides over his prostate it causes mild to moderate sexual release.

Bill: "Hey Steve. I did a huge dump this morning which was so perfect that I almost had a orgasm"
Steve: "ah, I see you have experienced the majesty of The Turtle's Kiss"

by Souper Rare April 28, 2022

turtle dust

When you go to the restroom and you feel like you have to let one go and it feels like a turtle head sticking out and its really just dust.

Man I went to bathroom thinking I was going to have a good one and it turned out to be turtle dust.

by Bill Joe77 January 16, 2017

Turtle fight

Two circumcised men get hard and try to dock, resulting in a turtle fight.

After reading about docking online, Tj and Shawn attempted to dock. Because both men were circumcised, it resulted in a turtle fight.

by Imnotafuckingtypewriter January 20, 2018

Tammy Turtle

Tammy Turtle is the human form of Stargirl (from the book by Jerry Spinelli). Her true nature is not as obvious as her outlandish clothing and free-spirited remarks on life and its hypocricies. Her clothing looks as if she fell into a dark closet and crawled out without caring to look in the mirror. This girl is not the prettiest gal you will cross in your life, but her endearing qualities (either her smile, eyes, hands, mind,) will cause you to do a double take. Just like in the book, once you let her go, you may never find her again.

Jordan: check out Tammy Turtle over there, would you believe what she is wearing?

Kate: I wish I that I could do some of the things that a Tammy Turtle does, but I don't think dressing like that will work for me.

by Foe81 February 03, 2010