Tommy

He is a right tit and so annoyin but he is so canny he is also a FUCKIN TROUT and he is me bestie so if anyone hurts um then al knock ui clean out right

By laura (am a geordie from ashington hun buns)

Hmu on snapchat - laura_rose246

Emily: laura av just seen a right weird fuckin trout

Laura: ah yea that will be wor tommy gibson just gan for a swim

by Pussy cat May 26, 2018

Tommy Two Time

To deceive. Similar to “the ol’ switcheroo” Or “pull a fast one.”

We’re gonna pull a Tommy Two Time on them

by Em.sars April 9, 2019

Tommy hacker

An absolute cunt of a man who has a blonde head the shape of a monkeys ballsack. Likes to lick the little kids in parts that are not voluntarily presented to him. If you find yourself in a situation where you ever smell one of his farts, EVACUATE, because sorry man but you’re a goner. Those things can wipe out the entire earth. Also he likes his nostrils being licked so go lick his nostrils if you see him.

Look, there’s Tommy hacker *proceeds to lick his nostrils*

by SpreadingDemCheecks January 6, 2024

Tommy Mommy

A woman of dominant nature who cuddles you, asks you about your day, and tells you you're a good boy but punishes you if you misbehave. She will also partake in masculine hobbies or wear masculine clothing. A more refined taste for the submissive and breedable men in the world.

After me and my girlfriend had sex, she decided to watch the game. She's a real Tommy Mommy.

by GawainTheGreen January 17, 2024

Isabelle and Tommy

They’re the perfect couple, when they talk it’s like there’s no one else in the room. Their arguments are passionate, when they stand close together it’s like there’s electricity buzzing in the air. Isabelle and Tommy are the ultimate power couple. The two smartest and most brilliant people I know. One day they will tule the world together.

Guy 1: Isabelle and Tommy would make such a good couple
Guy 2: I know right? I wish they would just get together already!

by F33t 3at3r June 26, 2022

Tommy innit

An annoying homophobic child that told his friend sh jokes

Laura: do you watch tommy innit?

James: why would i watch someone problematic

by Alex_bro April 19, 2022

Tommy is spanish

When you get a Spanish tommy you are hella lucky. Spanish Tommy's are the sexiest beings in the world and he is great in bed. Spanish tommy's are extremely fertile and can impregnate you in a second!

Girl 1: Is Tommy is Spanish great in bed?
Girl 2: He is the best i have ever met!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Johnny is cool69 October 13, 2021