tit text

When you put your smartphone in your shirt pocket and your man teat sends a text message.

If you don't shut off your phone before you put it in your stupid button down clone shirt, you could be tit texting your asshole boss

by edsea9 November 12, 2011

Stick with tits

noun - A woman who has a job that requires some degree of talent but is hopelessly useless at her job due to the sole fact that she was hired because of her figure rather than her talents, or lack thereof.

That bank teller at Capital One is a total stick with tits, she was completely useless.

by newyy1 September 10, 2011

Amin's tits

Very large bouncy milky tits

Hey, those are Amin's tits

by طيزي كبير May 24, 2021

Pancake Tits

When breasts are oddly flat to the chest and resemble the delicious breakfast confection, pancakes.

Wow, Lauren's pancake tits are deserving of Aunt Jemima's maple syrup and two pads of butter. Make-a me hungry.

by Oauren Llson February 10, 2006

Cold as tits

When the tempratures so cold you can see your tits grow, its cold as tits

hey dude i live in minnesota
really hows the weather
it's cold as tits!

by sa23232miam November 11, 2011

tit punch

When you punch a girl in the tits so it hurts them alot.

Girl: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?
You: Nothing, I just punched you're breastices.

by Fok Mwe May 5, 2005

tits mcgee

The girl who wears low cut tops and push up bras to volleyball games. She is so sweet (and boobalicious) no one minds.

Good hit, tits mcgee. Now our team will surely win! T-M-G! Tits gets the hits!

by jolena September 30, 2005