Usually a white male. Most generally uses being in college as an excuse to not admit that they are an alcoholic. Averaged sized penis.
by Pary369 February 19, 2017
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Yo bro I can't believe that girl gave you a thomas Jefferson last night.
Can you believe Becky gave brad a Thomas Jefferson last night, what a pig.
Can you believe Becky gave brad a Thomas Jefferson last night, what a pig.
by The nuggetier October 6, 2017
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Thomas's usually have black hair and love cars, they get girlfriends pretty early and easily. they are good or were good at certain subjects at school . Most Thomas's are rich and good with different tech.
Thomas took me to the movies.
by Nyan Cat 2340 November 2, 2017
Get the Thomas mug.Basically a well rounded animal that comes out at night to find weed. They are quite friendly unless u step on ther shoes .Then all bets are off cuz Thomas's come equipped with Pokemon socks that will kick ur ass hard.if u ever encounter one it's best to just stay out of it's way and offer it backwoods or weed.
by Burnt potato June 10, 2018
Get the Thomas mug.Thomas's are individuals who say they live in the middle of the country, but in reality live 10 minutes from the city. Thomas's are highly efficient in sober sniping. Thomas's always take take advantage of the situation regardless of age or gender. They are usually found getting "Drunk" off of 3 twisted teas while sitting in a corner, waiting for his pray. Very smart and often find jobs in the software development field. Little man but has a big personality and humungous calfs. Also little woods are most common.
Friend 1- Hey I woke up in a strangers bed this morning not sure how I got there.
Friend 2- It sounds like you were sober sniped
Friend 1- God damn it Thomas I'm only 12!
Friend 2- It sounds like you were sober sniped
Friend 1- God damn it Thomas I'm only 12!
by countryboyjk October 4, 2018
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Girls at St.thomas' are easily distinguished from others as they are always looking out for boys. These girls have different levels of morality, from just staring at guys to cheating, stealing and get into fights. The school only wishes to schowcase how one of their alumni was miss world.
Girls at St.thomas' are easily distinguished from others as they are always looking out for boys. These girls have different levels of morality, from just staring at guys to cheating, stealing and get into fights. The school only wishes to schowcase how one of their alumni was miss world.
by We shall never lie April 30, 2020
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