tighter than dick's hatband

A lot of people don't seem to know what dicks hatband is. It actually refers to a male penis, the hat being a condom and the the band ofcourse being the rubber band at the base of the condom.

Bro, she not gonna let you hit. She keeps that shit tighter than dick's hatband.

by sdotx January 20, 2015

Happier than a dog with two dicks

One really-really happy person.

Most male dogs are happy to be able to lick their own dick. Imagine how happy the dog would be with two dicks and be able to lick them both! Man, he's a happy guy.

That sonuvabitch must have just humpped the neighbor's cat. Look at the silly fucker, he's happier than a dog with two dicks.

by Bubba Bill January 8, 2010

dumber than a box of retarded rocks

When being compared to a box of rocks would be an insult to rocks everywhere.

When being compared to retards would be an insult to retards everywhere.

Dude, you are dumber than a box of retarded rocks.

by RabbiRob July 2, 2006

Bigger than Ron Jeremy's Cock

Something that's particularly large...

Matt Lee: Have you seen my credit card bill this month? It's bigger than Ron Jeremy's cock!

by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 24, 2003

Cooler Than Denzel Washington With Mine

The Way You Do Your Thang Is Cooler Than Denzel Washington.A Song Chamillionaire And Z-ro Did Together.

Dont Try To Knock Tha Hustle Cuz Your Just Waisting Your Time.I'm Cooler Than Denzel Washington With Mine

by Yung Phat Pat December 19, 2009

Spicier than Satan's Butt hole

Hotter than the heat from the Devils Derriere.

That Spicy Chicken Sand-which from Wendy's was Spicier than Satan's Butt hole!

by Skash July 16, 2009

you gotta be quicker than that buddy

To be the most powerful of them all.

When thanos has all the stones and bane offers him peanuts. Thanos takes the peanuts and begins absorbing them, staring bain in the eyes and says “you gotta be quicker than that buddy”

by MoldyMolson>FrostyMolson March 4, 2022