A technique used by liberals in which, during a debate, the liberal will keep on branching out the debate into more and more irrelevant topics, and when you fail to address a topic, the liberal will call you out on it and believe he/she has won the debate
conservative 1: Man, I had a really big debate with this liberal tool last night
conservative 2: How'd it go??
conservative 1: It was going well, but then she used the liberal spiderweb technique. However i countered by calling her out on it and destroyed her
conservative 2: good job, bro
by theodore trollsovelt August 28, 2011
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They tendency of liberals to engage in political debate by using foul language, very often a string of foul words in place of content. .
I tried to chat with an online liberal, but he only responded by calling me a series of gutter names. Must have Liberal Tourette Syndrome.
by Larry Horist August 19, 2014
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Liberal Arts Syndrome

Occurs when you attend a liberal arts school. Symptoms: believing you are a master of everything, when in reality you are only a master of BSing core curriculum bull shit.
"Did you hear that Joe decided he wanted to become an astronaut?"

"But he only has a Public Policy and Community Service degree..."

"He also has Liberal Arts Syndrome."
by Sufferer of said syndrome November 29, 2011
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White liberal knight

A white person who projects white guilt and is ashamed to be a white person. These fuckheads display very abnormal and unnatural likeness for black people.
John - A black man raped and then killed three minor young white girls execution style.

Jane - I'd say death penality is the most inhumane and barbaric punishment a human can impose on other.

John - Are you fucking kidding me? You bitch! You fucking white liberal knight!
by Ace4077 December 7, 2019
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Joe many liberals

The number of liberals it takes to screw on a log by bulb and subsequently ??? there're gender™
A: Joe many liberals dose it take to djejdjehrecdhdejeeeeee ,,,,,,i am havingfg a stronk;;;;
B: mm yes yes, I agree. It is quite difficult to argue with your hypothesis.
by Samueliscool223 January 18, 2022
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Fuck liberals

Phrase employed by whiny right-wingers with tear-stained cheeks as they realize they had eight years to do the job of running America right and pissed their chance so far up the wall that a black man beat a Vietnam vet and a down-home pro-lifer. The phrase has as much impact as the shed tears and stamped feet.
People are sick of America looking like a bunch of morons and a tanked economy so they voted for Obama in a landslide! Fuck liberals wahwahwahwahwaaaaaah!!!
by GOPlol March 25, 2009
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blue-haired liberal

A blue-haired liberal is a white, left-leaning alternative girl. These girls tend to take everything very seriously and make everything about politics. They also tend to have dyed hair, piercings, and dress in an alternative fashion.
Ugh. She's such a blue-haired liberal.
by peachesandcream000 January 6, 2022
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