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Jonathan

An absolute beast of a man. A "Fuck Master". Jonathan's are famous for their inability to have any interaction with a woman that does not end in a sexual favors.
Dude is that Trevor, I heard that he fucks a different girl for every day of the week. What a Jonathan.
by Thewhiteboy of the south October 4, 2020
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Jonathan

Jonathan is sweet, sexy, and has the most beautiful blue eyes. Usually has brown hair and makes u feel like the most luckiest person alive. Is extremely Loyal and hates making you sad. He's about 6'0" and is super strong. He makes u feel like one of a kind, never let Jonathan go or ur losing a once in a lifetime chance.
Girl 1: Woah, who is that?

Girl 2: Oh, that's Jonathan, isn't he a dream?

Girl 1: Hell yeah he is, imma go ask him out

Girl 2: Oh he has a girlfriend and he's super loyal

Girl 1: Man, she's lucky

Girl 2: yea she is
by loviedovie123 September 13, 2022
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Jonathan

Jonathan is someone who would be your first love. He would steal your heart. Would he break it? maybe. Idk. Jonathan was my first love , and still is. He’s very athletic, smart ( even tho he likes to pretend he isn’t), funny, kind, caring, thoughtful, a little mean sometimes, handsome. He is my pretty boy. I love him with my whole heart with my whole being of a person. I love him. I would absolutely do anything for him. He just doesn’t fully understand the things I would put myself through for him. Ik people say this a lot and it might have lost its meaning because of that reason but it’s true, words absolutely cannot express what I feel for him. How much I love him. I crave his touch, his look, his voice, I crave him. I need him to survive. If I lose him, there would be no purpose in life. He is and will always be my first love and nothing can change that. I’m so in love with him. I can’t stand to be away from him. I would absolutely 100% give up everything for him. He is so perfect. How can someone so special and perfect love me and want to be with me. When I was younger I thought all those love movies and stories were all so cliche and fake. But now I realize what those girls go through and how they feel. I never want to lose him. AHHHH how is he so perfect.
person 1- wow he’s so sweet and nice and caring and handsome i’m starting to really like this guy

person 2- oh I haven’t seen you like this about a boy since Jonathan

person 1- yea.. but nobody will ever be better than him.. I miss him

person 2- you were really in love with him

person 1- how could I not be, he was perfect, everything about him was…
by Paisleyb_xoxo March 16, 2023
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jonathan lee

He is a game master, worship master, and the smartest person in the world. He will soon take over the world with his singing and playing ability. A famous quote by Jonathan Lee is, "I’m not off key I’m just harmonizing."
by BURPY123 March 4, 2019
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Jonathan daviss

The guy from Outer banks who always wears a hat. Tbh he's underrated. Really like the character and actor. PUT SOME RESPECT ON HIS NAMEEE
Friend: Yo u know the only black dude in obx???
Me: Oh you mean pope, played by Jonathan Daviss!

Y'all I'm just playin there's plenty of black dides in obx
by BotchedBita September 21, 2022
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Jonathan Davis

A very cool guy. He's got cool vocals.
Me: BRO JONATHAN DAVIS IS SO COOL
Some little shit: who tf even is that guy stfu
by JonathanDavisIsVeryVERYcool January 31, 2023
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Moist Jonathan

A particularly impressive albeit damp mustache. Films such as top gun showcase the beauty and majesty of the moist Jonathan.
Have you seen Alex? He's grown himself one hell of a moist Jonathan.
by Moist J October 6, 2018
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