1. A person (usually a friend) who screws you over cheaply. This is usually nothing serious - Ex. While playing a video game, your friend camps and kills you a lot, making him a Crap Masta. See also camper
by DarkEye May 03, 2005
by wildbriar shore March 25, 2011
The collection of strange and useful artifacts found in a mothers or grandmothers Mary Poppinsesque handbag. Such as, but not limited to: tissue, emery boards, lip balm, make-up, notebook, pen and pencil, healthy snack and coloring book.
Girl 1: Does your mother carry eye cream and mints in her purse?
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: That's Mom Crap.
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: That's Mom Crap.
by emeraldeyes December 20, 2014
A method that one does to 'help' their own feces out of their ass. A person who has learned to remove unwanted waste from their intestines with a gloved or ungloved finger. A person, often old and smelly, who enjoys rootin' around in their rectum.
The old hag was tired of waiting for her bowels to move so she threw herself into crap diggin' mode and removed it.
I thought she was in her room reading but to my horror she was indeed crap diggin' again.
She turned the pages of her bible with her crap diggin' hands.
I thought she was in her room reading but to my horror she was indeed crap diggin' again.
She turned the pages of her bible with her crap diggin' hands.
by Sass sha J May 24, 2010
Clean Crap is basically very clean and polished shit/poop. Clean Crap is only created when someone eats watermelon and takes a crap from their butt. This next step is optional: take a glove and pull the clean crap out of the toilet and place is in a bowl. Wrap plastic wrap all around the bowl and put the bowl in your trophy case. Last but not least: congratulate yourself for creating "Clean Crap" .
Clean Crap is also someone who is hot, sexy, and cool but you don't like.
Clean Crap is also someone who is hot, sexy, and cool but you don't like.
by TheChair64 April 07, 2017
Cesspool pumping truck functions like a huge vacuum cleaner- the suction hose pulls the shit into the truck but the air that was in the truck’s tank has to exit the tank and go into the outside air. Wearing oxygen mask is advised.
by Vitalik May 16, 2007
Crap on a catapult! They ruined my campaign signs!
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Damn Shit Damn it God damn it Fuck Crap Dammit For fuck's sake ffs For fuck's sake
by 024 don't blaze it December 27, 2015