Little pieces of dirt left in your carpet from animals. Usually know to happen if you have flees. Flee Dirt, Dust mites, Dirt, etc.
(Shane is laying on the floor)
Bob: Dude, I think i just got some fucking Carpet Turds in my ass crack!
Henry: Carpet Turds?
Bob: Yeah man, Carpet Turds!
Bob: Dude, I think i just got some fucking Carpet Turds in my ass crack!
Henry: Carpet Turds?
Bob: Yeah man, Carpet Turds!
by Wink666 March 20, 2009
Get the Carpet Turdmug. When you pull an all-nighter at work, then take a taxi to your apartment and have them wait while you shower, and then they take you back to work.
by frosty dog September 30, 2019
Get the Magic Carpet Ridemug. the act of crawling around on the floor, spun out, looking for drugs that might’ve been dropped- typically methamphetamine
by lilb05 July 29, 2025
Get the carpet crawlingmug. Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.
That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023
Get the Magic Carpet Ridemug. Used to describe a short wheel based tipping lorry, commonly a Ford Transit Tipper 350 L2 RWD. Often used in the building game by jobbing builders for its flexibility and ability to carry materials and Herberts to/between jobs. Sometimes gets bad press due to its popularity amongst unscrupulous scrap metal merchants/tarmac contractors/members of the travelling community.
Big Pat: "Bazza, I need you to collect the scran at Fanners and bring it back to base. Umungo's on his way over there now with the forks".
Bazza: "No worries Pat, I'll set off now in the magic carpet once I've topped it up with squirt".
Bazza: "No worries Pat, I'll set off now in the magic carpet once I've topped it up with squirt".
by Pat the builder April 28, 2020
Get the Magic Carpetmug. 
One who after humping one too many carpets decides to free his Penistine by blowing a load of Akbar all over the place.
Looks like that carpet humper humped one too many carpets while dreaming about freeing his Penistine and decided to blow a load of Akbar all over my Israel.
by Lost in SHitlerland June 22, 2025
Get the Carpet Humpermug.