by mr.pimpshit August 8, 2005
A plethora of misbehaved children from one household. California Dust Mites are from the Central Valley who are usually a product of 1 California Dust Bunny and several known or unknown male suitors. The creation of Dust Mites are an intricate plot used by Dust Bunnies to either trap a partner of their liking into a relationship or for financial gain.
Bruh, I went to this Dust Bunny's house and it was filled with all these little, bad California Dust Mites. Ol'girl went to the room to get her purse and as she was out of sight these little bastards start surrounding me, calling me daddy and asking me for money and candy. The 9 year old boy came up to me with a mean mug on his face, asking me what set I was from! I dipped out with the quickness.
by No-Town Savage January 13, 2021