Flemish Sea Captain

A Flemish Sea Captain occurs while one partner is performing oral sex and blows their nose (ideally with a large amount of phlegm) onto their partner's genitals.

Suzy: "Oh yeah...oh yeah..."

Jonny: "I'm so stuffed up with all this phlegm...I can feel it dripping down my nose."

Suzy: "It's okay, just give me the Flemish Sea Captain"

* (sound of blowing nose)

Jonny: "Crap, I've got a nosebleed..."

by Poops McPooperton March 29, 2009

She sells sea shells on a sea shore

But luigi said the value of these shells will fall do to the laws of supply and demand no one wants to buy shells cause there's loads on the sand.

She sells sea shells on a sea shore

by frickroblox!!11! March 08, 2022

diving into the red sea

to perform cunnilinctus on a menstruating woman.

Bernadette was very happy: her new boyfriend had promised to go diving into the red sea once Eastenders had finished.

by Dunky Oggins November 16, 2003

Sea Lion

When after a night of heavy drinking someone crashes and is unable to do anything for at least 12 hours. The easiest way to recognize a Sea Lion is to poke the person and see what happens. If they moan and thrash and bark like a sea creature then fall back asleep they are a Sea Lion. This condition happens most with people of half-ginger descent.

Not even a trident could wake that Sea Lion.

by LaDarren Anderson September 25, 2010

diving into the red sea

Having sloppy blood=filled oral sex with a girl on the rag. High-five!

Man, your girl is being a bitch today! Is she on the rag?
-Fuck yeah, but I get to dive into the red sea later!
-High five!

by JRP November 17, 2003

awkward sea turtle

It is using the ASL word for sea turtle... which is reperasented by placing one hand on top of the other, palms down, and extending the thumbs outward rotating. The end result should look like a turtle swimming. Use this gesture when a conversation or situation becomes awkward. This is a good way to get attention of friends to either rescue you or the one making it awkward understand what they are doin.

Irving was telling me all about his pet iguana, so i was doing "awkward sea turtle" to get jessica's attention to save me.

by rusticwear September 18, 2008

part the red sea

To go down on a woman, while she is on her period.

She was on the rag and wanted me to go down on her. I decided to go ahead and part the red sea.

by armyxrays January 06, 2008