When you're naked and you jump up and down and your penis looks like an elephant trunk, and the testies are the ears.
by Fagot boy 69 January 6, 2017

by Lucille, Queen of the ratchet April 9, 2023

by stanredvelvetbitch May 1, 2022

by Flopera9696 June 13, 2022

The truest thing one can ever hear. The Tom in “Tom Flopped” refers to a bad owner of a server that is only good because of its members.
by pork sushi September 20, 2021

When one is "on the flip flop", they have deliberately misinformed another individual and then, after creating a sufficient confusion, owned up to their machinations to the visible disappointment of their victim.
simplified:
changing your mind
simplified:
changing your mind
by vikkkkk September 6, 2020

When your penis is being lazy and just flops around whilst you make king fu noises. (Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)
“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*
by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023
