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Vanilla Slide

After you find out your significant other has been cheating on you you go to thier house. Once they fall asleep you ejaculate on thier face without waking them up and leave immediately.
Dude I just gave Lindsey a vanilla slide!
by CLEMEDIC December 29, 2021
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Vanilla Shine

a quality where someone radiates blandness
"basic white girls have that vanilla shine about them"
by JiHi__ January 12, 2020
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Vanilla Incel

A person who shares vaguely similar incel ideologies, but excludes the hatred or blame of women, poor personal hygiene, and entitlement; leaving only the self hatred and a refusal to change out of self imposed hopelessness.
She realized that the guy she was talking to actually respected her, but due to being a vanilla incel, she broke things off after he made himself pathetic.
by I’m_writing_it August 28, 2025
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Vanilla Fudge

When a white guy and black girl fuck each other's brains out.
Alesisha and John are making Vanilla Fudge tonight.
by Strawberry Pterodactyls March 16, 2019
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Corrupting vanillas

When you take an innocent, monogamous, kink-free civilian and slowly (or not-so-slowly) introduce them to the dark arts of threesomes, bondage, dirty talk, and the glorious chaos of the non-vanilla lifestyle. Suddenly they’re asking what a safe word is and showing up to brunch with hickeys in suspicious places.
I let him tie me up one time and now he’s reading kink blogs at work. I’ve officially started corrupting vanillas.
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Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl

A brown/dark skinned woman or man being in a relationship with a white man or woman.
Person 1: Those two, they’re like a chocolate and vanilla swirl.

Person 2: Mhm, they’re so cute together.
by Luka >0< November 9, 2024
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