After you find out your significant other has been cheating on you you go to thier house. Once they fall asleep you ejaculate on thier face without waking them up and leave immediately.
by CLEMEDIC December 29, 2021

by JiHi__ January 12, 2020

A person who shares vaguely similar incel ideologies, but excludes the hatred or blame of women, poor personal hygiene, and entitlement; leaving only the self hatred and a refusal to change out of self imposed hopelessness.
She realized that the guy she was talking to actually respected her, but due to being a vanilla incel, she broke things off after he made himself pathetic.
by I’m_writing_it August 28, 2025

by Strawberry Pterodactyls March 16, 2019

When you take an innocent, monogamous, kink-free civilian and slowly (or not-so-slowly) introduce them to the dark arts of threesomes, bondage, dirty talk, and the glorious chaos of the non-vanilla lifestyle. Suddenly they’re asking what a safe word is and showing up to brunch with hickeys in suspicious places.
I let him tie me up one time and now he’s reading kink blogs at work. I’ve officially started corrupting vanillas.
by Darlin Denton and Pet Nympho April 15, 2025

by athughunter November 27, 2024

Person 1: Those two, they’re like a chocolate and vanilla swirl.
Person 2: Mhm, they’re so cute together.
Person 2: Mhm, they’re so cute together.
by Luka >0< November 9, 2024
