Textimonial

This is a text, ranging from long to very short, confessing something that he/she could not otherwise do face-to-face.

"He sent her a long textimonial, confessing his true love."

"After the party she sent me a textimonial about how much she wanted to jump my bones"

by michaliann September 15, 2009

texas blow tourch

A texas blow tourch is when a girl gives you a blow job after eating something spicy

yo i got a texas blow tourch after the wing bowl

by roy johnson June 14, 2010

Textplosion

Recieving a high number of text messages in a short amount of time from varies people.

Jared- "Dam my phone has been going off for two mins with three days worth of text messages. It's a textplosion!"

by flyin jay October 17, 2010

Texas Turnover

This is a sexual act, although it does not occur at the appointed time of consummation. More of a courting ritual really.

A male, attempting to excite his spouse or chosen mate, will defecate on their pillows. The steaming turn can be referred to as a Texas Turnover

Mike: "Did you get that Texas Turnover I left for you this morning?"

Ashley: "Ah yes! Why thank you Mike for such a magnificent gesture. Maybe we will indulge in some Alabama Flapjacks later as well."

by Woody89 October 26, 2010

Texas Sticky Bun

The Texas Sticky Bun (TSB), is where a man lies flat on his back while two girls back up ass to ass and rub his cock between their assholes.

I knew it was going to be a good night when two hot women at the bar wanted to give me Texas Sticky Buns.

by CheeSchmullKaos March 18, 2015

Safety Text

the act of drunk-texting a designated friend so as not to text an ex while inebriated.

Friend: "Hey what was up with that weird text you sent me last night? It sounds like you were having a good time."

Texter: "Oh, sorry about that. I was pretty drunk and didn't want to text my ex so I sent you a safety text instead."

by word9876789word June 29, 2009

Phantom Text Message

Like A phantom pregnancy. (Where you think you're pregnant but your actually not)
Whilst waiting for a text message, you think you can feel your phone vibrate and get excited but it is actually just your imagination.

Girl1: Oh! My phone's gone off!
Girl2: Omg, has he texted back?!
Girl1: Hmm, I haven't got anything, must be a Phantom Text Message.

by applehop July 23, 2009