testicular suicide

the killing of oneself with the use of testicles. Possibly strangling to death or being beat to death with the scrotum or testicles

Pablo was awed when he found the neck of a dead prostitute rapped around his scrotum this morning "testicular suicide"

by Nate Schultzie March 5, 2011

testicel

What you call it when people post pictures on Tumblr of them looking like a total Irish tard

Amy's a total testicel. She needs to fix her anus.

by shitcake May 23, 2011

Testing Hangover

The feeling one gets after participating in a) Challenging test, b) Long, strenuous test, and/or c) A test in which one had no clue about what any of the questions were about. The feeling includes tiredness for a few days, induced feelings of senioritis, the will to say fuck school, headaches, and sluggish-mindedness afterwards for awhile.

Jerry: Dude, what happened to you? You look exhausted!
Lean: I just had an AP test yesterday, I'm on such a testing hangover..
Jerry: So I guess we ain't hanging out today?
Lean: Hell no, I need more sleep, I wish school were to end, and I have a massive headache!

by Spamalam October 23, 2011

Testicular Paralysis

That feeling you get when you dare to imagine a very ugly woman in a G-string.

Dude just the thot of her wearing a thong, gives me testicular paralysis.

by tinunit June 24, 2011

testicular poison

codie and dustin's orgy.

cody and dustin were fucking until they know later on codie sucked the testicular poison out of him.

by testicular poison January 17, 2018

Testies

A person or group of people who test a prototype design

The testies knew that the prototype parachute was going to be a massive success.

by Stewy_Testie1 January 19, 2022

tree testicles

Huge hard brown testicles

Kaden has tree testicles.

by IEatPeople1337 December 10, 2013