Tess

A pretty and funny person who knows how to make friends! She's always spunky and sassy and never lets anyone push her around. Popular with the boys cause she's quite flirty but also very sporty. Very self confident but never vain. She usually doesn't open up unless you know her well other wise she can be hard to read and can come off as mean but reality has a kind heart!

"Did you see that girl on the volley ball team ? She's a star!"

"Ya! She must be a tess"

by Anonymusxoxox December 14, 2013

Test-Tickle

The act of tickling a person who is either conscious or not, with your testicles.

She was sleeping on my couch so I thought I would wake her up with the Test-Tickle.

by Mattiusmaximus October 25, 2009

Testicular Manslaughter

The act of killing someone or placing said person in a pain-induced coma via extreme blunt-force trauma to the balls. Additional injuries besides popped testicles often includes a bruised or broken pelvis. Death is usually of a heart attack brought on by shock due to the incredible pain that is felt within the first few seconds of receiving the injury.

Dude... That guy's not breathing...
What? No way... All I did was hit him in the junk.
With what? You're grandma's fruitcake?
.... A sledgehammer.
WHAT!?! Dude! That's testicular manslaughter!
Dude, chill... It was in self-defense so-
FUCK THAT! This guy is dead... Where's the sledgehammer you used?
Right here, why?
Grab it because we're getting the fuck outta here!

by H4v0c February 6, 2012

Orgasm Test

When you think your in love with someone. You must apply the orgasm test. When your feeling all lovey dovey about them,you masturbate until you climax and after that,If you feel differently about them. They have failed the orgasm test and you should NEVER get serious with them.

Hey man,What ever happened to going out with Julie?

I really Liked her but I took the orgasm test and she totally failed.

by SmoothlikeAcid March 9, 2011

drug testing

A practice that is actually illegal, but because a person elects to work for an employer that decides to drug test there is nothing that can be done.

drug testing is an invasive practice.

by BandGirlGoneBad July 27, 2004

Tyler White Test

A test created by the infamous Tyler White from Anthem Arizona.

In simple terms....if a girl/guy was laying in your bed naked would you do them?

Stephen: Do you think Tasha passes the Tyler White Test?
Mike: Hell yeah...id do things to her i wouldnt do to a farm animal!

by OgMikeBone September 10, 2009

testiclap

The sound made by banging ones testicles together.

He stood up and performed a testiclap.

by Alex B-P February 2, 2004