bus-taking motherfucker

Person who constantly relies on other people and/or public transporation for rides due to laziness.

"Mayan is a bus-taking motherfucker. I wished he would get his own car."

by threatbot April 30, 2009

Taking my talents to South Beach

1. Masturbating
2. (lesser known) Deciding to betray one's family and hometown.

Dude, I struck out at the bar, so it looks like I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach tonight...

by bighoops57 July 10, 2010

McTeague-Tasking

Macking on 2 or more biddies at the same damn time

"Yo dan I saw you McTeague-Tasking over there. Good looks man"

by mc-t September 12, 2012

talkie box

Any words you say that are printed in quotation marks; they are talking in paper; typed

Random Person - "If what I am saying was in a book it would be in a talkie box"

by Keegan Elliott July 3, 2007

Taking it to the Roof

Taking a younger girl to the roof of a building, showing her the stars, using a few cheesy pick up lines, and making love under the moonlit skys.

JJ: Hey, I'm taking it to the roof tonight with this girl.
Jo: You asshole! Take me to the roof!

by Bromance Lovers January 13, 2009

Taking my talents to South Beach

A figurative "cleveland steamer" as performed by LeBron James...on Cleveland. The resulting malodorous mess in Cleveland had a record reminiscent of the Washington Generals'.

I'm burning my home and taking my talents to South Beach.

by Haterade! December 11, 2011

Taking an astral

The origins of this phrase are unknown but it's commonly used to convey being screwed up the fundament in a 'straight in, no kissin' kind of way - whether the recipient wants it or not.

It's expected that wage earners will be taking an astral in the forthcoming budget."

"Dublin footballers were upset at taking an astral from Cork last Sunday."

"That poor guy will be taking an astral for charity at Beatrix's party next Sat.".

by SteedIrl August 2, 2011