turtle man 

a turtle thats a man

hey look, its turtle man!

turtle man by turtle man 5 September 28, 2018

turtle_farp 

A cool username used by only the greatest people. Someone that has a turtle_farp username is just incredible at everything.

Gamer: "Wait, are you a turtle_farp?"
turtle_farp: "Yes I am."

turtle_farp by turtle_farp June 4, 2021

Turtle turtle 

That feeling when you have to shit and you can feel it in your ass

Me: dude I'm gunna shit myself
Friend: is it turtle turtle
Me: yeah :'(

Turtle turtle by Warmcucumber October 2, 2014

turtle boi 

A fan given name to the hamilton character John Laurens
It was given to him from fans because of the actors love of turtles.

Person 1- Turtle boi is my favorite hamilton character
Person 2- Ya i agree
Person 3- NO LAFAYETTE IS THE BEST!!!!!!

turtle boi by Bannana_Toast March 9, 2018

turtle butt 

A person, often an elderly republican conservative principal of an elementary school, who oppresses young children with rules and regulations when they really should just be have fun and laughing.

Said to a 5 year old child, "That Principal Stevens is a Turtle Butt!"

turtle butt by CQUINN October 23, 2005

turtle power 

The irresistable force with which an overdue turdforces it's way into your underpants wne you "gamble and lose".

"for christs sake get off the bog Lucy, I'm feeling the power of the turtle here and I'm going to mess myself"!

turtle power by Doc Johnson August 21, 2004

turtle soup 

The smell in the air during or after someone has some hot steamy sex, usually with a girl of the trailer park variety. Also known as dirty butts.

Damn!! It smells like someone is cooking turtle soup in this bitch!!!! Tell your girl to wash her ass!!!!

turtle soup by Chu-arlie January 11, 2010