Crackin corn

When you push out a massive fart and you blow a corn kernel across the room.

It was Jimmy's crackin corn that blinded his poor dog Rex.

by jmcycle August 31, 2017

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Corn Burner

The opposite of a rice burner, but referring to an American car instead. A corn burner is defined as domestic car (or truck) that has been given unnecessary cosmetic "mods" to "enhance" performance. Examples of this may include: 1) lift kits that still have stock tires 2) fake hood scoops 3) decorative side vents 4) aftermarket cop horns 5) plastic bed extenders.

Jack: what the hell is up with that Ford F-150 over there? Why does it have a useless hood scoop if it doesn't have an intercooler?

Ryan: That would be what we would call a corn burner.

by Supernova24 May 31, 2015

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corn worthy

A chick so hot, you would eat the corn outta her shit.

Dude, did you see that MILF over there? Totally corn worthy!!

by Patrick Hayes Ryan December 31, 2008

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corn cuddle

Corn cuddle is when your corn hole touches the front of the guys ear of corn.

Bitch I am going to flip you over so we can corn cuddle.

Hey baby back thing up so we can corn cuddle.

by Lebanon Levi. May 9, 2014

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Corn Dog

When you are penetrating someone anally and you skewer a turd with your penis.

*man pulls penis out of anus and has a glob of scot on it*
Man:....I've got a Corn Dog

by Cuntalroy December 20, 2017

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Owen Cornings

1) Name of an inulation company; which is used as slang to describe a womans workout/athletic pants such as Lulu lemons; which are so tight due to her fatness; or mammoth thighs; if someone were to cut the pants flab and skin would burst out; similar to cutting open a bag of insulation.

Jack: "Hey man Lucy was rocking the treadmill in her owen cornings today"

John: "Jesus fuck; she looks like a speed skater in those babies!"

by Johnny John John John? March 30, 2011

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