This is a sexual act. Your partner is asleep and you wake up with a hard on and smack them with it to wake them up
by Trooper883 February 25, 2023
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When you get soya sauce on your mustache while eating rice, then you go on the internet while your land lord pleases you with their hands on your genitals this is the ultimate surfung
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Get the Surfin Pink Gorilla mug.When you are chilling out in the port-a-johns blue water for a few hours, waiting for someone to come in and sit down. When their ass hits the seat, you shove your tongue in their hole and eat their ass. This isn't a scat or a shit thing at all. The person sitting down (and getting their ass eaten) is too scared to shit.
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by N.z.R November 23, 2023
Get the Smurfing mug.“Smurfing” is the erotic practice of tying spare dental floss around the base of an erect penis, and waiting for it to subsequently become a bluish black hue, similar to that of a Smurf (a fictional blue troll-like character) this process is completed with an intense masturbation session while laying down, completing this smurf-like look by covering the tip in semen, resembling the hat of a Smurf.
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by Retardbeater8008 October 24, 2024
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