When you’ve sucked back a few to many see through didgeridoo’s and your mind channels you to your inner goat.
Taylor- fuuaark!! I’ve been talking to you for the last 10 mins and your not even registering anything I’m saying!
Ben- Sorry mate, I’m just fucking stoned as a goat after that session.
Ben- Sorry mate, I’m just fucking stoned as a goat after that session.
by Lord-Tennis-Courts September 20, 2021
Get the Stoned as a goat mug.most of the time when you look inside of your dad's old yearbook you will see stay stoned at least once. It basically just means to keep smoking that good good and have a great summer
by Queen793 January 24, 2017
Get the stay stoned mug.A term to describe a man ejaculating a kidney stone into a woman's vagina, typically painful and very, very bloody.
I had a kidney stone, so i did Stone Cheeks to sandy (roughed up her cheeks) blood went everywhere it was basically a car wash
by Rionox February 21, 2023
Get the Stone Cheeks mug.When it's late night and you're hungry you make yourself a bowl of fruity pebbles, you can also refer to them as gay stones.
Tommy: "Hey man! Whatcha eating there?"
You: "Just got me a bowl of gay stones"
Tommy: "Aww I want to eat some gay stones now"
You: "Just got me a bowl of gay stones"
Tommy: "Aww I want to eat some gay stones now"
by jbird53916 June 19, 2021
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by Yoloswag456238 May 28, 2020
Get the Zoe Stone mug.To lash out at the evidence of your deathly state.
“Well, stone the crows!” Basically, “I am so dead and all that’s left to do is fight to keep the buzzards from eating my flesh”. To stone the crow is pointless, because a crow only attacks you if you are dead. (You can’t literally throw stones at it if you’re dead), but it’s like panicking about the future and directing your anger about your misfortune and imminent death out towards something as harmless as a bird just because it reminds you of your awful predicament. We should never stone the proverbial crow, even if we are practically dead already, died before or are dead inside. In other words “don’t trip on small things when you have bigger fish to fry”. Or “don’t curse your fate or it’ll curse you.”
“Well, stone the crows!” Basically, “I am so dead and all that’s left to do is fight to keep the buzzards from eating my flesh”. To stone the crow is pointless, because a crow only attacks you if you are dead. (You can’t literally throw stones at it if you’re dead), but it’s like panicking about the future and directing your anger about your misfortune and imminent death out towards something as harmless as a bird just because it reminds you of your awful predicament. We should never stone the proverbial crow, even if we are practically dead already, died before or are dead inside. In other words “don’t trip on small things when you have bigger fish to fry”. Or “don’t curse your fate or it’ll curse you.”
The injured warrior stumbled into camp and an opportunistic mate yelled “stone the crow! You’re in bad shape.”
by DRUsky September 11, 2023
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