fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks

Pet name for human eye-ball computer trojan aliens i.e. When you realise that your computer has third-party intrusion and it 1/ hasn't gone away & 2/ It's not you being paranoid-these eye-balls really are watching YOU in REAL-TIME!!

Hey Jim, did you see that web page just move from the screen?
J: Yeah, bet its those "fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks isn't it"?

"Mum, my mouse pointer keeps jumping off the hyperlinks I selecetd on my Facebook page"?
M: Its more likely not you son, just those fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks"

by Goosebump11 November 30, 2011

Rear-View Stalker

That guy in the car in the front seat who keeps looking at you through the rear-view mirror.

"I can't sleep, that rear-view stalker keeps looking at me!"

by IsRyn1234 May 15, 2016

Fat chick stake out

The act of purchasing drive thru food at a quick serve establishment, proceeding to find parking somewhere generally not within restaurant grounds, and “staking out” an area while shame eating food out of a paper bag.

I gotta get back to work but I don’t wanna eat at my desk, I’m just gonna do a fat chick stake out.

by Ruth B. May 29, 2020

Chocolate Super Soaker

Is the after effects of ingesting large amount's of capsaicin laced products (ex. Jalapeño, Carolina Reaper peppers, assorted hot sauce, etc.) Resulting in internal distress and extreme bowel pressures that conclude with a high pressure, expulsion of liquid fire feces and some internal organ pieces.

After MC ate his 12th Carolina Reaper puree dipped skittle, he felt an unbridled whirl wind of pain and pressure in his down unders....with sweat upon his brow he thought to himself "oh GOD!!! A CHOCOLATE SUPER SOAKER is unavoidable!" Turning his bathroom into a crime scene.

by Dr_PigFinger April 2, 2021

Mexican Salt Shaker

When a girl hides coke in her ass and a man fucks her anally.

"That bitch at the urgent care got fucked Mexican Salt Shaker style last night."

by Papa Randü May 19, 2021

Shit log stalker

A nosey person that stalks people always seen staring at people or always getting in other people business typically a nosey neighbour.

Are neighbour Jim is always so nosey he is such a “shit log stalker”

by shovel breaker January 15, 2022

Deepthroat tent stake

The woman lies on her back, and the man stands at her head and puts his cock in her mouth. Then the man reaches down and puts fingers into her pussy. The more the man grips fingers into her pussy he pulls the woman's body closer to his and the deeper his cock slides into her mouth.

The woman was lying on her back, and mouth open. So I stood at the edge of the bed and put my cock in her mouth. With her naked body lying there and legs spread open. I reached down and began to finger her pussy. The deeper I fingered her pussy, the more her body slide to my hips.
This resembled pitching a tent, my fingers were the stakes. The deeper the fingers and cock created a stronger deepthroat tent stake.

by whtronin June 2, 2022