shlifeguard

A lifeguard that is Red Cross certified, but is extremely unqualified and incapable of saving someone's life.

Jeff said she entered the water to save an active drowner instead of throwing the throw cushion. What a shlifeguard!

by remmd September 1, 2017

Spiffer

To freshen up, or clean.

Had to spiffer it up.

by NB Words September 22, 2017

Spiffy in a Jiffy

When you are on the road, stop at a gas station for a blowjob, and leave right as you jizz.

"Meet anyone special on your road trip?"
"No, but some girl at a gas station gave me a Spiffy in a Jiffy."

by Mr. Manly Dan November 23, 2017

spiffel

Fucking.

Fuck you

John: hey bro spiffel

by Dana doe January 19, 2018

Spiffy

Anyone who purposefully wears a light blue Santa hat to match their uniformed light blue bow tie.

"Ooh wow, that combo is spiffy ;)."

by The Devil's ex January 26, 2018

Spiff nip

Foods such as chocolate and meat that make other foods spiffy and exciting. They awaken the senses and provide arousal for bedroom actions.

Spiff nips are in the food because I want to get lucky tonight.

by Meow Meow Bits February 17, 2018

Spiffynarkle

A type of fart that attains a frequency not heard by the human ear.

Dude did you just spiffynarkle?
Yea man how’d you know!
My dogs crying blood

by Clittickler9000 June 2, 2018