hand-soccer

I couldn't find a word for it in my dictionaries, so I made one myself. It's a kind of game that is played by two people. A miniature of a soccer pitch with miniature soccer players on it which is played by moving the handles attached to it.

James and Mike were playing hand-soccer.

by Arashbn1 December 30, 2007

soccer mom slizzard

Slizzard as in the song "like a G6"... soccer mom slizzard is when your at a party with 30+ year old woman or MILFS and they are all getting drunk as fuck, and crawling all over the younger men. Everyone has experienced women doing this. If you can think of a time you have never been with woman getting soccer mom slizzard you are a liar.

Yo man, Cindy's mom was so soccer mom slizzard when I banged her.

I was at a party with all these milfs and they were soccer mom slizzard.

That chick is soccer mom slizzard.

by HolyDiver2500 August 27, 2013

Soccer Mom

Most people hate on them because they actually are thier for the children and take quality time and enthuisasim twards thier health and education. Most people that say rotten things about them. "Mad'(key word) because they have no clue. Hopefully a help twards obesidy. Getting your children involved in sports is valuable tool to helping them gain charisma and learning to go to a goal with thier feet and not thier hands or mouth.
Better ways to attain a level headed decision comes from the right idea.

Generalising people when no two are alike is hampering the mindsets of people and frankly a soccer mom will tell you if you don't like them to go pund sand cause it's the only thing you'll be pounding.

Penolopy: So girl what did your kid do today
clique obsessed girl: got knocked up, shot a few innocent people, started fights, took some x and learned to rob a bank
Penolopy: Wow, mine just had a great time working out with there team. Waht a great day I'm so glad to be labled as a "Soccer Mom."
qliqu obsessed girl: i'll have to get government help for her bc I can't deal with the stress
Penolopy: you should get you both some excersise

by IvSceneyourDth2wice November 15, 2009

Canadian Snow Soccer

Also known as Hockey, this game was originally played outdoors when in the Winter months, fresh water lakes would freeze. This allowed Canucks to strap metal blades onto their feet and slide around on the icy pond while chasing after and trying to hit a biscuit into a goal with a funny looking stick. Players of the game often slam into each other and get into fights while attempting to gain control of said biscuit. For the most part, the game is now played inside on an artificial ice skating rink, but is occasionally played outside. Somehow, this game made its way to the United States, although 90%* or more of the players on its teams are also made up of Canuckistanians.

*this statistic is a rectal extraction

Dude 1: You watching the Stars game later?
Dude 2: Nah. I don't really watch Canadian Snow Soccer, though it is far more entertaining than Soccer.

by FarkinFarker January 18, 2008

Soccer sandal effect

(noun) - The over-reaching and yet inexplicably clever marketing gimmick of labeling and identifying a product (or person) with an often inaccurate, "cool-sounding", or "trendy" description so that the product/person, which would ordinarily be thought of as unattractive, unskilled, and worthless, now seems "hot".

See also soccer sandal.

"Super-star" Ashlee Simpson, "actress" Paris Hilton, or "TomKat" are three great examples of the "soccer sandal effect".

by NikeACG July 25, 2008

soccer kid

basically a soccer kid is one if the most annoying peices of shits that exist on planet earth. they usually speak spanish and curse you out with their other annoying soccer friends

Soccer Kid: Juan mira este gringo!! ja ja ja!!
literally anyone: HOW BOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP COZ NO ONE LIKES YOU. YOU PLAY SOCCER DUMB PEICE OF SHIT

by i will eat you for clout March 5, 2022

soccer mom

A word my boyfriend and I comonly use to describe a hott middle aged woman probably in her 30's with kids sometimes known as a cougar.

We went to walmart to check out all the hott SOCCER MOMS.

by Big daddy's girl August 11, 2010