Smoking Cigs

The cost of buying a pack of cigarettes is not only reflected in the price.
For more information on lung cancer, keep smoking.

Non-smoker: "The cost of buying a pack of cigarettes is not only reflected in the price."
Smoker:" I know I know, I have to quit."
Non-smoker: "Smoking Cigs are bad for your health and the health of people around you."

by Nidhogg King April 6, 2019

smoking intelligence

Used when you say something dumb and your friend asks what you are smoking.

High off of intelligence

Brad: Did you know that bananas grow on trees?
Danny: Bruh what are you smokin’?
Brad: I’m smoking intelligence bitch.

by chick-fil-a lova April 8, 2019

Stocking the fridge

Term for when you are secretly having a circle jerk with a buddy but don’t want anyone to know

We went up to the party sweet and were stocking the fridge

by Dirt Cdn Yank April 10, 2019

Socking

Using a xtra large tube sock as a condom, and sticking your sock engulfed penis into a woman’s anal cavity.

Man: “Are you ready to get socked baby?”
Woman: “Penetrate me with your sock penis daddy”
Post Socked:

Woman: “I love Socking soooo much”

by PartyAnimal6969 September 15, 2019

Smoking Clown

When you take a massive hit of weed, give a menstruating woman oral pleasure and then exhale.

What’s that on your face?

I smoked a shit ton last night and gave that girl the smoking clown

by The crazy clown October 5, 2019

SHOCKING

When your balls get shocked(PTSD) by you using your right or left hand

Dam, John. How come you were shocking yourself

by DEFINITIONS.ON.CRACK November 15, 2019

Smoking Dragon

When one person performs oral on a male and right as the male is about to cum, he shoves his penis down the throat of the giver. The deep penetration results in the cum going up through the nasal cavity and oozing out of the nostrils.

She a freak, so he gave her a smoking dragon.

by Nightmare52 November 21, 2019