A place on Long Island that is about an hour away from New York City. The town is 99% white, but nearly 95% of the people there pretend they are "gangster" and "from the ghetto" even though the things they buy are too expensive for people from the real ghetto are able to afford. Besides the "gangsters," Smithtown is infested with stuck up, self centered bitches who whine all of the fucking time and hate you because your not wearing Abercrombie or Hollister. Also, every damn person who goes to high school in Smithtown wears plaid, which makes them look like lumberjacks. Also, almost every girl in Smithtown dye their hair nearly every week and straighten their hair so much that they constantly smell like dead hair. It's fucking disgusting. They also talk like "valley girls," when in reality they've never even been to California before. There is also the small group of scene kids who claim they are unique when in reality they look like everyone else. Every single girl in Smithtown is obsessed with the "Twilight" series, despite the fact that they've only read one of the books. And every single guy from Smithtown is obsessed with "The Dark Knight" only to make them look like they actually have balls. There are two high schools in Smithtown: East and West. At West, you have to memorize fucked up lines telling you to hug your parents and be polite, which people either don't care about or pretend to not care about so they look cool. Despite how much West sucks, it's still better than East, which is filled with potheads. If you want to meet someone from Smithtown, go to any mall on Long Island. They will be there.
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Also know as "Trying to jam 5 pounds of shit into a 2 pound bag," and "Trying to put a bowling ball in a marble bag."
A second, less common usage, is used to describe a unit or kill team's decision to fuck up an enemy by brute force, in order to provide an educational experience for surrounding enemy units. Also called "Customer Service" or "Community Service."
Being on the receiving end of this particular kind of service is to be avoided, when possible.
Also know as "Trying to jam 5 pounds of shit into a 2 pound bag," and "Trying to put a bowling ball in a marble bag."
A second, less common usage, is used to describe a unit or kill team's decision to fuck up an enemy by brute force, in order to provide an educational experience for surrounding enemy units. Also called "Customer Service" or "Community Service."
Being on the receiving end of this particular kind of service is to be avoided, when possible.
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