Skeeter

One who skeets alot. One who, when sleeping in his rack at night not knowing that the porn hes watching on his computers makes it light in his rack thus showing everyone that happens to be looking at him jacking off or "shadowboxing" through the very thin curtains. he does not even know that everyone can see him through the curtains...that is until all of his shipmates give him shit the next day for it.

Ostermann-"Hey skeeter...we saw u jacking off through the curtains last night."

Norton-"WHAT! how the hell could you see me through the curtains?!"

Ostermann-"Those curtains are really thin, so thats how we could see you skeeting. Dude were soo calling you skeeter from now on. skeet skeet skeet!"

by Norton1987 June 14, 2008

skeetgina

a woman with only one labia. Used also as a derogatory name for a woman you dislike.

"my exgirlfriend had a skeetgina"

"Man, your mom is a total skeetgina!"

by White Frank Black September 4, 2006

skeet log

a skeet log, or the act of "skeet logging" can only occur after pooping. Some find it necessary to bust some skeet out of their cannons onto their log after dropping le deuce. Once the skeet hits the log, it is then considered a skeet log.

-Skeet logs have been used by Cincinnati Bengals fans at post game BBQ's as delicacies.
-Chad Johnson is in the hospital, what a skeet log.
- Dude, I can't believe you just threw a skeet log at me and my xbox you schmohawk.
-My skeetlog is alllll skeet and no log baby ;)

-Should I give you a cleveland steamer or put a skeet log down your throat?

by Timo W November 28, 2007

skeet blaster

when you skeet in multiple directions very quickly for 5 seconds at the most

i skeet blaster the wall to form a picture of your mom

by terror of death January 10, 2008

Skeet

A term related to the sperm ejaculated from a mans penile area. Not to be taken as a compliment when yelled at you by three black people. Unless you are stupid and the owner of a stanky twanky.

Hey Ashley, skeet skeet!
Thank you, Thank you.
That's not a compliment you waste of sperm and egg.

by anstsabvrhsn February 23, 2010

Dragon Bottle Skeet

The act of emptying out a shampoo bottle then replacing the shampoo with skeet that you have saved for a couple of weeks. Resulting into a sticky raised hairstyle on the person who uses it, similar to the hairstyle on the old anime, Dragon Ball Z.

Samantha took Francis's shampoo bottle and emptied it out. She then inserted her dick into the bottle and released herself. Not knowing, Francis used the shampoo bottle. His hair resulted in a style similar to Goku and he said "Oh fuck I just got a shitload of Dragon Bottle Skeet."

by ChinkyChiChongChingSquint December 15, 2006

skeetbeat

A friend that ditched you to hang with a girl you hot karled last week.

Nick was being a skeetbeat so we gave him a pittsburg steamer.

by Bobby Orange Robert April 21, 2007