Simonata

Noun. A solution that works. Nobody has any freaking idea how or why it works, but it works.

Person 1: "Wow, *redacted*'s system is still running, it must be hanging on with duct tape and prayers.

Person 2: Yep, it's a real Simonata that one - don't touch it!

by plonk12 April 21, 2018

SimonStMichel

Bourgeois de l’ancienne bretagne et freestyler avancer en ski.

Le tonton du bled et Simonstmichel on sorti un nouvelle album!

by Jooging charles December 19, 2017

simone beard

the best girl that you can ever meet in your life she will be the light in your life but he boyfriend is very protective of her so stay away anyway she the best girl in the world and the cutest thing alive

OMG IS THAT SIMONE BEARD!!!! holy S****

by Im the creator January 14, 2018

simonsen

an awesome surname.
Simonsen is so cool, that if you know him you already are cool, even if you was a loser before.

Hello simonsen!

by saadthewild February 13, 2018

Simon Everitt

An old man who is selfish, teaches year 6 students useless lessons that have no meaning what so ever.

student 1="who is that horrible man."
student 2="that is Simon Everitt."

by diamond miner May 8, 2018

simone and daniel

Two people that secretly love each other but just say there "friends"

person 1: Omg you guys love each other so much date already!!!!
Daniel: bro shut up were just FRIENDSSSS
Simone : yeah man just friends!
your such a simone and daniel

by oh yuuhhhh May 8, 2018

Simon-level player

Somebody who had the misfortune of being placed in silver, even though they played fairly decently.

Wow, we're playing against a lot of Simon-level players, what a misfortune!

by WittenAziaat March 12, 2018