When an organism randomly generates the decision to release a tingling sensation in the intestinal area, often referred to as a “fart” or “toot”, yet manages to expel feces simultaneously whilst ejecting the gas that was previously contained inside the intestines along with the unexpected feces, therefore resulting in an absolute mess.
Jarred: Well, Harold, I must say, I am having quite a splendid time this evening. The food is great.
Harold: I am so delighted to hear that from you, Jarred! I thought the slight spiciness was a bit too much, but everyone seems to like it.
*Jarred sharts from the explosive spice in the food he had just had legit 100 kg of 10 seconds ago*
Jarred: Gotta blast!!
Harold: I am so delighted to hear that from you, Jarred! I thought the slight spiciness was a bit too much, but everyone seems to like it.
*Jarred sharts from the explosive spice in the food he had just had legit 100 kg of 10 seconds ago*
Jarred: Gotta blast!!
by nolabb August 16, 2019
Get the shartmug. I presented my sharts at the meeting this afternoon.
My sharts aren't ready.
My boss really liked my sharts.
My sharts aren't ready.
My boss really liked my sharts.
by Tired PM July 13, 2023
Get the shartsmug. The wetness left over after you shit your pants that sticks to your underwear or between your buttcheeks
by itsmells September 8, 2016
Get the Shart Residuemug. by Cool_Campfire24567 September 25, 2022
Get the Krista Shartedmug. When you think you're going to make a quiet little fart, but a HUGE 10 TON PIECE OF SHIT comes out instead
Dad: jerry if you shart again I'm giving you up for adoption
Jerry: no
Dad: yes
Jerry: *sharts*
Dad: *gives jerry up for adoption*
Jerry: *sad shart*
Jerry: no
Dad: yes
Jerry: *sharts*
Dad: *gives jerry up for adoption*
Jerry: *sad shart*
by flashy28 April 30, 2024
Get the Shartmug. (N): artwork created by the unintentional or intentional act of farting on the back of a toilet, a canvas, or a person and then actually sharting. The result resembles splatter art but smells very different. One can impact the appearance of shart art by consuming food coloring or glitter.
I was depressed when i entered the bathroom but really perked up when i saw the shart art Rosie left behind!
by Austin Pealy December 24, 2024
Get the Shart artmug.