sex

when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much

they take each others clothes off and daddy takes his long dick
and sticks it up mommy's ass
then he sticks it right into mommy's vagina

last night i couldn't fall asleep so i rolled over and my hand landed on my wife's boobs,
so i undid her bra and held on,
then she rolled around and told me to pull off her thong and just stick my dick up her ass.
that was the weirdest sex I've ever had

by masturbatingmaster January 18, 2020

SEX

When pp go in women hole to make both feel good or make human

Male: Pp in let’s sex
Female: uggggghh yes daddy harder

by BiG PP MASTER March 21, 2021

Sex

1. The act of people wrestling. Usually the female wins at the end.
2. More than 50% of words on this website include sex.

Kid 1: I heard noises from my parents room.
Kid 2: They were... wrestling.
Kid 3: Nah, they were having sex.

by StevieD123456789 February 22, 2018

Sex

What you won’t be getting tonight

“Bro, I wish I was having sex tonight instead of looking it up on urban dictionary”

by Eatindatpussy445 March 11, 2020

Sex

Something you will never experience

Look at him he never had sex with someone

by Kstir September 25, 2020

Sex

Joe Porter gets a lot of it!

Guy 1: Have you heard about sex?
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Yeah! I do it all the time with women!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 13, 2020

Sex

Sex is like math
You add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope you don’t multiply

Boop and boop and boop that is sex

by Idkwhoiamsodontask January 3, 2021