The Worst, Most Despair-Inducing Ending in the History of Shitposters, or the Proto Route.
A Proto Route is the unfortunate series of events that follow reckless attempts (Usually made by a shitposter of lesser taste) at capturing their waifu's heart. Patient Zero, Proto, first experienced the Proto Route in the visual novel Katawa Shoujo where he died multiple times after consistently choosing foolishly when attempting to be suave. The event has since inspired shitposters to heed warnings from weebs of a more refined taste.
A Proto Route is the unfortunate series of events that follow reckless attempts (Usually made by a shitposter of lesser taste) at capturing their waifu's heart. Patient Zero, Proto, first experienced the Proto Route in the visual novel Katawa Shoujo where he died multiple times after consistently choosing foolishly when attempting to be suave. The event has since inspired shitposters to heed warnings from weebs of a more refined taste.
Home Field Advantage:
>a. Kick 'em out
b. Dodge the subject
"RIP in peppers, you did the Proto Route"
>a. Kick 'em out
b. Dodge the subject
"RIP in peppers, you did the Proto Route"
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