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Republican

A member of the Republican party. A person who values individual liberty and thusly is in favor of smaller government and fewer regulations upon small businesses. Contrary to the belief of Democrats, Republicans do not support "tax cuts for the rich". Rather, they support lower taxes for all. Republicans believe that an unborn person should not be murdered just because he/she is an inconvenience to the mother and father. Republicans are open-minded free-thinking people who wish to create incentives to work, rather than incentives to collect free money while not working. Contrary to the belief of Democrats, Republicans are not racist, sexist, or homophobic. Republicans gladly welcome people of any race, sex, color, sexual orientation, religion, or other identifying factor, into the Republican party.
Fact: Abraham Lincoln, a Republican, abolished slavery in the USA.
Fact: Republicans voted in favor of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 while the Democrats voted against it.

Democrats hate these facts, but they are 100% true and Republicans of today remain anti-slavery and pro civil rights.

Republicans are people that convey their thoughts and ideas with intelligence have no need to resort to insults and name-calling. Republicans are most often very nice people. Try actually talking to one in a civilized manner and you may be pleasantly surprised.
She is a Republican and supports liberty rather than oppression.
by 0pt1mu5 Pr1m3 August 24, 2022
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Republican herpes

I caught republican herpes at a trump rally and now I can’t taste anything.
by Tarber April 6, 2022
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pan republican

A republican that is secretly a pan sexual or has more than one cast iron skillet of the same size
Hey buddy I noticed your MAGA hat and those two 8" cast iron skillets you had hanging above the stove, I'm just gonna co.e out and say it, are you a pan republican?
by Wondering thoughts September 24, 2023
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republican

people whose opinions don’t matter and probably still live with there mom. someone who doesn’t believe in science or global warming or believes that there isn’t a pandemic killings thousands of people
person 1: my son just came out as gay!
person 2: i can’t believe he would sin like that.

person1: you’re such a republican ugh.
by i have all the facts April 1, 2022
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The Gay Republican fallacy

A hypothesis that predicts a pattern of hypocrisy from prominent figures in entertainment, politics, etc. It posits that, "the louder someone is for a value of ethic and/or moral behavior, the less likely they actually subscribed to it in their personal lives." The name comes from the stereotypical "Christian values" conservative who supports anti-LGBTQ legislation, only to get caught leaving a gay bar or sleeping with a male prostitute. This isn't isolated to such cases, as the Gay Republican fallacy applies to any case of a public figure who's a proponent for a specific cause/value getting outed for actions that contradict their advocacy. This can be a celebrity who's a big supporter of feminism, only to get ousted for having a history of predatory behavior. It could also be a reality TV show husband whose a proponent of "traditional family values" and being loyal to your wife getting caught having an affair or an account on an adult chat site. Maybe is comes from a place of guilt or self-loathing, or maybe these individuals' public personas are a self aware grift to draw up support from specific demographics (the religious, the politically correct, etc.). The answer is unclear, but the Gay Republican fallacy always has been and always will be; as ling as there's a celebrity or politician ruins their reputation by being a complete hypocrite.
Wow, James Franco hopped on the #metoo movement, only to get ousted for using his acting school to pressure female students into sleeping with him. Just another example of the Gay Republican Fallacy.
by Metrodweller33 March 20, 2024
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Republican

Fucking dinlos.
Republican (Virgin): I’m a dick.
Literally everyone else: FUCK YOU YOU DIVHEAD
by justinbieberisshit1987 January 9, 2022
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Schrödinger's Republican

A Republican who is both the victim and perpetrator of the things they vote against what could help but still complains about, or in some instances vote against and then take credit if the policy has passed.
Ted Cruz is a Schrödinger's Republican

Eg 1.
Ted Cruz: This pipeline will bring jobs.

Everyone: You voted against this...

Eg2.
Ted Cruz: Inflation is bad. Joe Biden is the cause.

Everyone: You voted against easing inflation. Joe Biden is the cause of inflation WORLD-WIDE??? Are you a moron, sir?
by Spifficus October 17, 2022
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