Professional Jew

Someone working within Jewish leadership, either at a Synagogue or Jewish Agency/Organization. One does not have to be Jewish to be a professional Jew.

My job as Cultural Arts director at the Jewish Community Center, makes me a professional Jew.

by Marty the Goy May 10, 2006

Profileheaven

A Social-Networking site, mostly full of Scottish resedents (but also includes others). Most of the site is used to go around starting fights in 'Ned-Speak' or to chat in the forums/chat, so you get the chance to go to one of the arranged Orgy-meets they have where they all have sex with each other. Also knowen as 'rent-a-ride' type of forum/chat.

I'm off to check my profileheaven, see if any wee slutty 15 year old girls want my penis

AWWW WiiT L3TS START A PUR3 MAD SLAGGiiN FOLK MATCH ON EH PROFiLEH3AVEN

by Imran Is Back April 2, 2008

profound

A derogatory term used to describe people who consider themselves as being part of an intellectual or cultural elite. This phenomenon tends to manifest itself in the narcissistic manner such people dress and speak; as well as in their affectedly highbrow artistic and associational preferences.

guy 1) 'what's with all these anorexic, pseudo-post modern , painfully image-obsessed artistic cunts in this dingy alley? guy 2) 'it's just st jeromes dude. they're profound'.

by makebelieve February 27, 2008

profiling

Adding a set of people into a group based on racial stereotypes or boredom.

Not all Muslims aren't terrorists but i wont say that they aren't because that's profiling and i won't do that.

by semi-belligerency December 26, 2011

Professional Retard

Someone who is a retard and very good at it. Usually gets paid for it.

Yo Cyril, ya fuckin professional retard!

by Steaver370 September 21, 2004

the professor

A drink consisting of Champagne, gin, and ginger ale, served at room temperature sometimes served with a potato chip garnish. It is believed that this drink causes an ability for the enhancement of abstract thought or "4 spatial dimensionality." This drink is to be consumed while pondering the significance of distance proportional redshift in the expanding Universe. It is a drink favored by members of the Hungarian royal family.

Crown Prince Elemer Gombos took a sip of the professor and declared his tessarect to be nothing but a singularity.

by Frank W. Dux January 3, 2007

Professor Killjoy

The Most badass Motherfucker on the planet YO!

Professor Killjoy fucked your mom and most likeley hates you! He also likes to hit bunnies with his car

by Muas March 15, 2003