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.9. Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.
.9. Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.
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Prison Postal

The defensive then aggressive attitude insecure ex-convicts take when dealing with the real worlds problems. Directly associated with the size of the chip on some ones shoulders. Any degree of adversity can trigger this show of stupidity derived from the lack of understanding of how much their friends really care. Commonly associated with acts of kindness mistaken as criticism about an ex-convicts abilities at anything.
Not normally associated with physical violence, but attributed more to verbal defensive abuse.
Every since my bosses son got out of jail, he goes Prison Postal over every little thing in his life. It's worse than asking a Drama Queen how her day was.
by A J V January 14, 2012
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Prison tight

when you squeeze your butt cheeks closed so tight nothing is getting in!!!
Tried to have butt sex with my girl but she is prison tight!!!
by memaw reeny July 25, 2019
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A saying that implies terrible life choices
Person A: man, I’m not depressed
Person B: Griamore was not in prisoners of the sky
Person A: Nvm
by I live in fear February 17, 2021
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prison couch

When you are at a party and a girl is all over you on the couch and you can’t get up or get her off.
Dude you have a girlfriend you can’t be all over Jessica like that.

What was I supposed to do she had me in a prison couch!
by Bigshmoneydawg September 26, 2021
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Prison fanny pack

A portable harry ass for any time discreet fucking.
Timmy busy with that damn prison fanny pack again.
by Greekgod311 February 4, 2020
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Faggot Prison

The giant, open-air prison that is the United States, because you need a lot of money to leave America and change citizenships legally, and the gay leadership has kept all the good paying jobs for other gay individuals, so you can't leave.
Since they're in the business of changing names now, they ought to change the name of this faggot prison to Faggotland USA.
by Publius0987 April 13, 2025
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