Prison bed is when you take off all your bedding to wash it and while it's in the washer and dryer you are laying on the bare mattress with an assortment of blankets then as the real sheets and comforters are clean you still do not make the bed for several days out of laziness.
My dog actually prefers prison bed because he likes the textures of the different blankets that I layer including the electric blanket instead of just the coverlet so he is actually disappointed when I make the bed.
My dog actually prefers prison bed because he likes the textures of the different blankets that I layer including the electric blanket instead of just the coverlet so he is actually disappointed when I make the bed.
Oh , don't look in my room I have to make my bed, I've been sleeping on prison bed for a few days. Haha
by SweetpeaDenise December 10, 2016
Guy: (While folding laundry) "Looks like it's time to thrown these underwear away...."
Girl: "Wow, nice prison panties!"
Girl: "Wow, nice prison panties!"
by C. Morebutts June 22, 2012
Resting Prison Face is the phenomena of someone making a particularly menacing or unapproachable face when outside, at all times. Also see resting bitch face for a similar effect.
Friend: "What's with your face bro are you angry or something"
Friend 2: "that's just my RPF (resting prison face)"
Friend: "oh, RPF bro, I get it
Friend 2: "that's just my RPF (resting prison face)"
Friend: "oh, RPF bro, I get it
by BilliamShagspeare January 30, 2021
Man, I’ve been hitting that prison pussy so much lately, I think I’m growing a toenail on the head of my cock.
by X-cops September 27, 2023
Did you hear about Matt? He was roofied at the gay bar and last night, and Adam gave him a "Prison Collision".
by Nontipical April 21, 2017
A name colloquially used to refer to coffee in the American prison system.
Source: Joe guerrero, After prison Show
Source: Joe guerrero, After prison Show
by Bigmacmeal December 11, 2017
by Jacker Smacker April 04, 2020